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I'm not afraid of ghosts I'm not afraid of sharks I'm not afraid of cancer I'm just afraid of snakes! they really creep me out where are their arms and legs? it's not okay
Posted on 13th Oct at 4:15 PM, with 10 notes
the common denominator is that cursed egyptian amulet. why do you even have that

I thought about that post when I made this post. Thanks fo runderstanding

Posted on 2nd Oct at 12:45 PM, with 3 notes

deepseaanglerfish replied to your post “I DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS”

YES YOU DO

I’m trying to decide if I need a large cup of tea or a large whiskey today. Since guess what I get to work MORE FUCKING OVERTIME TONIGHT

Posted on 30th Sep at 5:09 PM, with 3 notes

marquisdesad replied to your post: I figured I was imagining bugs crawlin…

oh god i’m so sorry

deepseaanglerfish replied to your post: I figured I was imagining bugs crawlin…

louis isnt doing his job

shutupjames replied to your post: I figured I was imagining bugs crawlin…

lord have mERCY

sneeqer replied to your post: I figured I was imagining bugs crawlin…

DDDDD:

unfriendlymelusine replied to your post: I figured I was imagining bugs crawlin…

I’m so sorry

Thank u everyone. It really fucked up my day!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 29th Sep at 3:43 PM, with 3 notes

deepseaanglerfish said: the princess and the pea, peter pan

THE PRINCESS AND THE PEA: Are you a squeamish person?

SORT OF not with my own body like I can tend to my own injuries and watch myself get blood drawn and stuff but I don’t like seeing real gore and I don’t really like torture porn horror movies

PETER PAN: What is your (mental) age?

this is hard because usually i bump up my age by a few years to like 25 or something but also I cried through six one direction songs at their show two nights ago, so i think i’m very good at being mature and adult when necessary but i also like regressing to 15-16 occasionally

Posted on 23rd Sep at 4:40 PM, with 3 notes

deepseaanglerfish replied to your post “Honestly I just came home from work for lunch for the express purpose…”

kate

My skin was so dry I was literally shedding skin flakes all over my sweater in a meeting it was nasty and embarrassing. Now I’m beautiful and glowing

Posted on 17th Sep at 9:47 PM, with 6 notes

deepseaanglerfish said: hey asshole Once you get this, you have to say five nice things about yourself publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers. :)

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

1. My nails look FUCKING AMAZING right now I literally just stopped biting them recently, like, my 900th attempt, and I think this time it actually stuck and they’re LONG and STRONG and MANICURED and MAKE THAT LOVELY CLICKING NOISE WHEN I TYPE and it brings mE SOOOO MUCH JOY my coach caught me picking dirt out of my cuticles while i was doing planks and got mad at me

2. I have a powerful awesome body and I am great at pushing myself to my limits and demolishing my goals

3. I am a really hard worker and i dont half-ass anything #CAPRICORNSTATUS

4. I am responsible as fuck

5. Im a PRETTY GOOD WRITER im trying too geT BETTER and its HARD and I SUFFER 

6. Literally my nails look so good right now

Posted on 14th Sep at 4:12 PM, with 2 notes

deepseaanglerfish replied to your photo “see i own other shirts”

stop taking selfies u have work to do

I was abotu to email you a snippet but I don’t think you deserve it.

Posted on 26th Aug at 3:54 PM, with 1 note

deepseaanglerfish replied to your post “I just got tricked by a robot I feel really fucked up”

im laughing at u

I’m not feeling very emotionally supported right now

Posted on 14th Aug at 10:03 PM, with 1 note

deepseaanglerfish replied to your post “honestly I went to my local national day of silence rally and like……”

let me know if you need a volunteering friend

dude I will

blownfromthesunintothesurf replied to your post “honestly I went to my local national day of silence rally and like……”

feeling this

<3

owlprowls replied to your post “honestly I went to my local national day of silence rally and like……”

i can hook you up with omisade she’s amazing and just super amazing. she was one of the speakers when it was gettin dark

dude she was amazing.. what kind of work does she do? shoot me an email?

Posted on 13th Aug at 5:47 PM, with 6 notes

deepseaanglerfish said: every single time i go to your tumblr i get jealous of your theme like its literally the best theme i have EVER encountered

I’ve had this theme + blog title + URL + pic for like… prob 2 years? I don’t think I’ve ever kept a web presence this long. I’m old and stagnant

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