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my name's josh I'm 23 years young I'm an entrepreneur and I love having a good time

Posted on 17th Sep at 9:47 PM, with 6 notes

deepseaanglerfish said: hey asshole Once you get this, you have to say five nice things about yourself publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers. :)

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

1. My nails look FUCKING AMAZING right now I literally just stopped biting them recently, like, my 900th attempt, and I think this time it actually stuck and they’re LONG and STRONG and MANICURED and MAKE THAT LOVELY CLICKING NOISE WHEN I TYPE and it brings mE SOOOO MUCH JOY my coach caught me picking dirt out of my cuticles while i was doing planks and got mad at me

2. I have a powerful awesome body and I am great at pushing myself to my limits and demolishing my goals

3. I am a really hard worker and i dont half-ass anything #CAPRICORNSTATUS

4. I am responsible as fuck

5. Im a PRETTY GOOD WRITER im trying too geT BETTER and its HARD and I SUFFER 

6. Literally my nails look so good right now

Posted on 14th Sep at 4:12 PM, with 2 notes

deepseaanglerfish replied to your photo “see i own other shirts”

stop taking selfies u have work to do

I was abotu to email you a snippet but I don’t think you deserve it.

Posted on 26th Aug at 3:54 PM, with 1 note

deepseaanglerfish replied to your post “I just got tricked by a robot I feel really fucked up”

im laughing at u

I’m not feeling very emotionally supported right now

Posted on 14th Aug at 10:03 PM, with 1 note

deepseaanglerfish replied to your post “honestly I went to my local national day of silence rally and like……”

let me know if you need a volunteering friend

dude I will

blownfromthesunintothesurf replied to your post “honestly I went to my local national day of silence rally and like……”

feeling this

<3

owlprowls replied to your post “honestly I went to my local national day of silence rally and like……”

i can hook you up with omisade she’s amazing and just super amazing. she was one of the speakers when it was gettin dark

dude she was amazing.. what kind of work does she do? shoot me an email?

Posted on 13th Aug at 5:47 PM, with 6 notes

deepseaanglerfish said: every single time i go to your tumblr i get jealous of your theme like its literally the best theme i have EVER encountered

I’ve had this theme + blog title + URL + pic for like… prob 2 years? I don’t think I’ve ever kept a web presence this long. I’m old and stagnant

Posted on 10th Aug at 12:13 AM, with 1 note

deepseaanglerfish replied to your post “if you got to fuck zayn under the one condition that there was felching involved would you do it”

you’ve been spending too much time on kris’s blog

I HAVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN THE LIGHT

Posted on 10th Aug at 12:00 AM, with 8 notes

deepseaanglerfish said: if you got to fuck zayn under the one condition that there was felching involved would you do it

Are you kidding? That’s a perk

Posted on 3rd Aug at 10:50 PM, with 2 notes

deepseaanglerfish said: so i got the rook from the library and my cat is currently chewing it up

A SIGN THAT IT IS A VERY GOOD BOOK!!! musclewiccan im passing on your recs

Posted on 1st Jul at 8:56 AM

deepseaanglerfish said: you're slytherin/gryffindor mixed, you have the gryffindor rowdiness and the slytherin ... maybe cunning isn't the right word, but i cant think of a better one

This is my favorite way that I have ever been described

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